You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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