Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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