So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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