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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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