How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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