Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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