This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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