It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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