We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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