in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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