brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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