How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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