My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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