PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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