New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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