Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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