I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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