even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
