Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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