STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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