Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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