How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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