we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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