never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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