My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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