Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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