I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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