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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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