That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You're a disaster
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