That's intense
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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