i don't want you to think of me as your TA
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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