So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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