Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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