i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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