I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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