just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
there is puke in my bra ... again
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