I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
