jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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