Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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