it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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