Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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