what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My vagina is officially offended.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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