what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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