I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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