I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
...so i touched it.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
There's even glitter on my cock...
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