we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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