Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
