the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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