I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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