Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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