First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Randomize
