On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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