no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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